Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
