She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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