My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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