dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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