My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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