I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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