You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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