Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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