If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
