Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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