nut hugger
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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