Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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