Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ugly people sure do ruin things
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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