the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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