Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
