im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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