There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Non-Jews are for practice
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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