do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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