is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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