I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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