lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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