the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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