Don't you send me to vm
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
