Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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