i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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