It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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