Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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