its not stalking. its research.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
