Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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