I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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