we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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