just come out here and I will go home with you...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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