Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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