could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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