you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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