nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The Olympian is in my bed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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