My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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