I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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