We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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