On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
