I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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