i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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