bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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