Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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