have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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