her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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