Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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