did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well I can't set my house on fire every night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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