How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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