Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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